I am Jordan. My horn can pierce the sky!
Also I tweet sometimes. (@Patronizing!)
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Side note: If you don't like Jason Sudeikis' calves, I don't know what to tell you.
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“We do not follow maps to buried treasure and X never, ever marks the spot.”
Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones
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Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
- # Except really it is.
- # It's perfect.
- # It's like the 'DON'T THINK ABOUT ELEPHANTS' trick.
- # HEY LADIES
- # YOU CAN'T DRINK THIS
- # So what are they going to do?
- # Out of spite they're gonna' buy it.
- # It's reverse Psychology at its best.
- # LADIES CAN'T HAVE IT.
- # So they'll drink it.
- # Except the people who just see through to the capitalistic ploy and ignore the antagonistic nature of the commercial.
- # But seriously it's brilliant.
- # Misogynistic for sure.
- # Welcome to the wonderful world of crafting commercials.
- # We as humans get incepted SO often by commercials it's phenomenal.
- # The end.
- # Ha!
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The (J)Amazing Jumping, Jogging Joshua Jackson (Part I).
Go get em tiger! hehehehe so cute
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Madeline (1998)
In an old house in Paris, that was covered with vines, lived 12 little girls in two straight lines. In two straight lines they broke their bread, brushed their teeth, and went to bed. They smiled at the good, and frowned at the bad, and sometimes they were very sad. They left the house at half past nine, in two straight lines, in rain, or shine. The smallest one was Madeline.
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