My horn can pierce the sky!
BLUE MOON AWARDS NO MORE.
… a real award. With trophies and an event with maybe more than six and a half people in attendance. I think there’s even meat on a stick there (and I’m not talking about Robert Downey Jr. in tight pants).
THE CRITICS; THEY HAVE CHOICES. MOSTLY NORMAL ONES, BUT THIS TIME THEY DECIDED TO INVOLVE FRINGE.
Is this the real life?
I’ll tell you Freddy Mercury, it totally is.
HOLY HALF-BAKED FISH TACOS ON A WHALE (also congrats to other folks, too!)