My horn can pierce the sky!
“10:18 AM – Fans can have the opportunity to have their name in an official FRINGE book about September’s observations of the people. (Additional info to come later.) Why they’re doing this for the fans: “This is the little show and I can’t believe we’re here,” Wyman says. “I appreciate it so much.”
FRINGE FANS WILL BE ABLE TO PUT THEIR NAMES INSIDE OF THE UP AND COMING OBSERVER BOOK BECAUSE JOEL WYMAN LOVES US AND PEE IS NOW COMING OUT OF MY EVERYTHING
Also PS I will totally do anything you want, people going to Comic Con, if you jack me an Fringe Observer Fedora.
I will bake you cookies, draw you pictures, sing you songs, bathe your cats, motorboat you, anything.
… Wait, no one likes that? Cookies, that is? Curses.
I just want a fedora to put atop my head! And by do that I mean not because my bulbous cranium will not allow for the stylish headgear of bald men who eat raw black pepper and also denounced the need for linear timelines and eyebrows.
NO ONE WILL HEAR MY MERCH DEMANDING CRIES, BUT LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I WILL GO TO THE ENDS OF EARTH AND ALSO MIDDLE EARTH IF NEEDED I WILL MASSAGE ALL HOBBIT FEET NEEDED OR DEFEAT GIANT SPIDERS AS YOU WISH LORD OF THE RINGS OR HARRY POTTER STYLE YOUR PREFERENCE